> This a great epic , of deep thought !
Do give up your day job and get food stamps asap . let the working class support your great gift .
> American Family Capitalist Values in the Voice of the Dad
>
> I own my wife
> She owns the kids
> The kids own nothing
>
> I own a 1975 Monte Carlo
> My wife owns knitting needles
> My sons own toy soldiers
> My daughters own baby dolls
>
> I own a lawn mower
> My wife owns pans
> My sons own a plastic lawn mower
> My daughters owns a plastic kitchen
>
> I beat my wife because I own her
> My wife loves to be beat
> Because she loves to be owned
> My wife loves to beat the children
> Because I beat her
>
> I have no feelings because my worldview
> Is based off of ownership
> I am owned by my boss
> I own my wife
> I own my car
> I let my wife pick out the curtains and couch
> But I own them
>
> When my friends come to my house
> I show the males what I own
> And my wife shows the females what she owns
> Then we show them our children because we own them
> And if the kids get out of hand
> We beat them in front of our friends
> Because it shows that we own our children
>
> I treat my children like little businesses
> I reinforce them competing against each other
> To own things
> I make sure they have no feelings for each other
> Except for hate
> Like two gas stations raging an endless gas price war
>
> I don't allow any truth in my head
> If my parents were republican I'd vote republican
> If my parents were democrat I'd vote democrat
> Because if there are only two parties
> Then I can separate them into good and evil
> And that's what I teach my kids
> Good and evil
> Everything that is like them and they want to own is good
> And everything that is not like them and won't might
> get in the way of them owning is evil
>
> I have a dream
> That everyone can own as much shit as they like
> As long they don't live in my neighborhood
>
>
>
> Fox Network
>
> Republicans are great
> Yeah
> Yeah
> Duh huh
> Liberals are evil
> Duh huh
> Arabs are evil
> Duh huh
> Terrorists are coming
> Duh huh
> Kindness is evil
> Duh huh
> Ownership is great
> Duh huh
> Please own me
> Duh huh
> Jesus take away my responsibilities
> Duh huh
> Health insurance is evil
> Duh huh
> Unions are evil
> Duh huh
> Employment is evil
> Duh huh
> Outsourcing gives me a boner
> Duh huh
> Gays are evil
> Duh huh
> Evolution is evil
> Duh huh
> The environment doesn't exist
> Duh huh
> People don't actually want to have sex
> Duh huh
> Coal companies are great for the environment and also
> supply really fun jobs
> Duh huh
> Women should be owned by men
> Duh huh
> Men should be owned by The Good Lord, but mostly CEOs
> Duh huh
> Balanced media for assholes who don't actually enjoy the
> news
> Duh huh
> Because the news has facts
> Duh huh
> Facts are evil
> Duh huh
> Intelligence is evil
> duh huh
> happiness is evil
>
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